YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN OUT OF
COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN....
- Your
potted plants stay alive..
- Having
sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
- You
keep more food than beer in the fridge.
- 6:00
AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
- You
hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.
- You
carry an umbrella.
- You
watch the Weather Channel.
- Your
friends marry and divorce instead of hook-up and break-up.
- You go
from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
- Jeans
and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up'
- You're
the one calling the police because those damn kids next door don't know how
to turn down the stereo.
- Older
relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
- You
don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
- Your
car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
- You
feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds.
- Sleeping
on the couch is a no-no.
- You no
longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
- Dinner
and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
- MTV
News is no longer your primary source for information.
- You go
to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy
test kits.
- A
$4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
- You
actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
- Grocery
lists are longer than macaroni & cheese,diet Pepsi, Ho-ho's
- 'I
just can't drink the way I used to'
replaces 'I'm never going
to drink that much again
- Over
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
- You
don't get liquored up at home, to save money, before going to a bar